Superboy Prime

Created by Elliot S! Maggin and Curt Swan
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NAME + ALIASES:
Kal-El, Clark Kent, Superman Prime

KNOWN RELATIVES:
Jor-El (father, deceased), Lara (mother, deceased), Jonathan and Martha Clark Kent (adoptive parents)

GROUP AFFILIATIONS:
None

FIRST APPEARANCE:
DC Comics Presents #87 (Nov. 1985)

+ History

DC Message Board Messages

When Legion of Three Worlds was coming out, someone — presumably a DC employee — took to social media and wrote messages as Superboy Prime. There was a Twitter profile, and also the following messages, which I saved from the company's message boards.

I honestly believe that these were a DC staffer's posts...

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 7:06 PM

I thought the teen tight wads were a bunch of cry babies, but you Nerds make them look like anti-nerds or something.

And where's my parade? I went back and read COIE #12 and I was awesome. I totally saved the universe and exiled myself to dullsville. And without My actions in Infinite Crisis there wouldn't be an Earth-Prime again. I get back and my parents know about everything but forget those bits?

Parents just don't understand.

I've gotten out of worse before. If I can take down the anti-monitor and I can destroy those hipsters in skinny jeans. I'm way cooler than those guys, I wear tights

Re: I'm here, deal with it (spoilers cry babies)
Posted: Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM in response to: ccbeckhoppy

What's this Fourth wall? The Source?

Been there done that.

I'm here and that's that. or that is that. I can go with either.

My parents have gone down to Pizza Hut. Does anyone one to stop by for pizza and Jonas Bros? I can tell you about the time I saw Sinestro pick his nose with his ring finger. Gross.

Re: I'm here, deal with it (spoilers cry babies)
Posted: Jul 22, 2009 9:05 PM in response to: superboyprime1

> THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!! DUFUSS!!!

You must be from Earth-Prime-One. Sounds like a steak sauce not a real Earth.

I'm no dummy, dummy. There's like a whole multiverse of me, but I'm the one you've read about.

Re: I'm here, deal with it (spoilers cry babies)
Posted: Jul 22, 2009 10:04 PM in response to: super_boy-prime

Whine off? Whine this off your glasses four eyes! Ha, showed you.

And Supergoon1 may be as dumb as something dumb. He's still a superjerk from another earth. I feel his pain, but not the pain he'll feel when i rip his face off if he gets out of line. So Stay In Line!

BTW, read that Legion of Three Worlds (Dumb title) and see if my red eyes don't melt your head. I dare you. Chickens!

Re: I'm here, deal with it (spoilers cry babies)
Posted: Jul 22, 2009 10:15 PM in response to: super_boy-prime

Lois was a bit of freak ( if you know what I mean)

And Alex was too!

Re: Can Superboy Prime be redeemed?
Posted: Jul 22, 2009 11:37 AM in response to: lynnarave

You're all stupid. Once I get back to DC universe, I'm going to retrocon this so it never happens. And you geeks that think you're big now, just wait to I see you at Comic-Con

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 1:54 PM in response to: lynnarave

Thank you, therealkent.

Now that I've had my sandwich and googled the word redeemed. I think I can answer the thread: No I can't be redeemed. I would have to have done something wrong, losers!!!

Now friend me on Facebook, or I'll rip your arms off.

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 6:41 PM in response to: lynnarave

Facebook rejected me. They didn't believe Clark Kent was a name. Dummies. I don't need any more friends, my last couple were losers. Good job, Alex.

I'm on twitter, and those jerks back on "New Earth" are going to wish I flew threw Oa when I had a chance when they see what I write. And unless you are stupid you'll be reading it at http://twitter.com/Superboy_Prime

And about Lori, um, well, yeah, that's a long story.

Re: Can Superboy Prime be redeemed?
Posted: Jul 22, 2009 8:11 PM in response to: lynnarave

Try punching the 4th wall, it killed my fists. Not really, trying to make you feel good, wimp.

I can be a nice guy. Why can't these dummies see that?

And if Mr. Mxyzptlk does come out, he owes me big time.

Re: Can Superboy Prime be redeemed?
Posted: Jul 22, 2009 8:11 PM in response to: lynnarave

Try punching the 4th wall, it killed my fists. Not really, trying to make you feel good, wimp.

I can be a nice guy. Why can't these dummies see that?

And if Mr. Mxyzptlk does come out, he owes me big time.

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 9:58 PM in response to: lynnarave

Stop! Stop! Stop!

What did any of you do that was so great? look at Manotar. He's got 2,356 posts and works at a jiffy lube. I saved the universe, recreated the multiverse, and Blackest Night wouldn't be here without a Sinestro Corp War. So, yeah, I killed some folks, destroyed some planets, but what, what have you done? I

Ask yourself what have you done?

And while you think about that, I'm going to back in time and Save Kennedy. Because I can do that. But first I'd like a grilled cheese.

Out! Superboy!

Re: LO3W # 5.....
Posted: Jul 22, 2009 10:28 PM in response to: neogod557

Clarkprime,

We must not be related. I'm no villain. I'm misunderstood. That's what the movie on Charles Manson said about him. Helter something.

I'm sure I'm about to do something heroic to inspire the Legion, but until then I have peanut M&M's and Yoohoo to keep me busy.

A thought: I'm not prone to these, must be all the universe hopping, maybe I'm the villain that they form to bring down. That must be the sugar talking.

Re: Supreboy Primes post here...
Posted: Jul 23, 2009 12:13 AM in response to: superboyprime1

Coca Puffs sound great for a Cream Puff.

Don't front. (I've got cable and the smack down, I know stuff. )

You want the fatties to vote on who's real? You'll probably win since they are so dumb and fat and n7ever leave their house. And after you win, I'll use my fire breath to start over. Never heard of fire breath? I used it off panel in Final Crisis

Re: SUPERBOY PRIME: WELCOME TO EARTH-PRIME
Posted: Jul 22, 2009 1:42 PM in response to: neogod557

I'm going to Comic-Con to settle some scores. If you have the initials GJ or GP you might want to avoid San Diego.

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 3:44 PM in response to: neogod557

Quit using big stupid words. This is my welcome home thread egg heads, not yours!

And Tom Welling should apologize to me and my fans for being such an emo-wimp.

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 4:27 PM in response to: neogod557

Most of those dumb girls wore lead underwear. Except for Ma Kent, and believe me you don't want to know about that. Blech!

Re: So while we see Superboy and Legion continue in Adventure, what about SBP?
Posted: Jul 22, 2009 8:52 PM in response to: neogod557

I'll continue my adventures on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Superboy_Prime

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